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He comes out with some crackers, so thought I'd start this off and see where we end up.

I'll kick us off with:

Speaking after the 1-0 home defeat of D&R "It was the worst of the four performances, I don't think the DVD will be a bestseller in the club shop..."

Matt.

Only a favourite because he said it so much:

"I've got a lot of fingers in pies..."

" The answer lies in the building"

forevertufc wrote:" The answer lies in the building"

Are you not sure my good fellow that this wasn't said by one Diamondgirl.

On Chris Robertson's departure:
"It is a similar scenario to having a valuable car sitting on your drive, which you know will depreciate to nothing within a few months"

Trojan 67 wrote:" First half we asked them a lot of questions. Second half was different, they asked us a lot of questions.

You forgot to add the rest of the qoute Alan.

"And we all came to the same conclusion. Trojan should be staked to the centre circle naked"

Trojan 67 wrote:[i]" First half we asked them a lot of questions. Second half was different, they asked us a lot of questions.[/i]

There is the alternative version of course. Especialy for Christine

" Yes we all came to the same conclusion. Cabbage patch Johnny should be honoured with a place in Bristows Bench. In fact I am digging the hole right now"

Now you listen to me Gloster, stop f*ckin' up every thread you stumble into.

This thread about Martin Ling quotes, was doing just fine until you came along and f*cked it up.

From now on, you will grace this forum with your presence, and not your nonsense.

Be advised.

Any english teachers out there who can help me on this...not sure where the punctuation is needed?


"I've got a few fingers in pies and a couple of names that were chucked at me yesterday I'm quite excited by and the answer may well be here as from next week"

Wisconsin_gull wrote:Any english teachers out there who can help me on this...not sure where the punctuation is needed?


"I've got a few fingers in pies, and a couple of names that were chucked at me yesterday I'm quite excited by. The answer may well be here as from next week"

That maybe?

'pass wiv a purpose'

Trojan 67 wrote:Now you listen to me Gloster, stop f*ckin' up every thread you stumble into.

This thread about Martin Ling quotes, was doing just fine until you came along and f*cked it up.

From now on, you will grace this forum with your presence, and not your nonsense.

Be advised.

Oi matey/ You got no chance. Besides I stand by you at some games so if you don't want to see me wiv a whip look out, lol

This, for me, epitomises Martin Ling and his approach to life:

"If I could split the award into six pieces, I would," said Martin. "One piece would go to the players and the other four to [video analyst] Lee Dunn, [coach] Ken Veysey, [physio] Damian Davey, [assistant manager] Shaun Taylor and I'll have a little bit myself.

Speaking of the MOTM award.

Matt.

World domination talk from The Emporer Ling...

"Over the last 15 games we've been the best side in the country. If people aren't taking notice then they're being foolish," Ling told BBC Radio Devon.