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BREAKING NEWS!

Posted: 29 Feb 2012, 00:59
by usagullmichigan
Man's probation for porn tossed out

Great headline from my local Newspaper the Record Eagle.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!

Posted: 29 Feb 2012, 13:34
by EmetEdadsBeard
I'm watching a film called 'The Broken' as I type.
An accident victim as her heart on the wrong side. The doctor has just said to another member of staff "It's not uncommon but it's pretty rare".

Not quite as good as the opening one but still a pretty stupid line. :-/