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I am getting so damned fed up of hearing the name and finding that damned team on telly yet again. I am going to bomb the place.With all the Shite I can Find. it should be the equivelant of a nuclear strike.
Shame Kenny Everret is dead , he would have joined me.
Anyone who wants to fly a co-pilot sing up now. Trojan you can be bomb aimer. I reckon you could dump on em better than most after all the farts.
Dave, Can you navigate?
I GOT A FLYING BEDSTEAD READY. Matress is nice and springy

Glostergull...im getting seriously worried about you.....

Gloster, do you just want Trojan and Dave in your bed?
Sounds like a fun day out though! I have flown a plane ONCE.

Not sure thats quite what I had in mind. More of putting a couple of jet engines under each wing and hey presto. Hmm Not sure what Trijan could do under the covers that I would want to be under with him,
i am open to all commers who want to do a blanket bombing of Creepy. Will try to get a few thousand blankets to drop on em covered in something undesirable.
Your league Needs you! do you want to know more.

The best medicine would be for us to pip them to an automatic spot and put the bombing to one side GG! Although if i can get hold of a nimbus 2000 then i'll seriously consider joining in.

Hahaha I'm sure if you ask my ex wife would lend you hers.it's a tandem.
Or tie two or three together and we could string the bombs between the brooms. could ask the wife to prepare some stink bombs too.. Nah not worth it. FAtty arkbuckle Evans stinks enough as it is.