The Chav's Prayer

[Trojan 67]

"Our father, who art in prison, even mum knows not his name.
Thy Chavdom come, you'll read the Sun
In New'n Abbot which is in Devon.
Give us this day our Welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOS as we happy slap them that got ASBOS against us.
Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and the Bacardi,
Forever and ever . . . "

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