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Inane thread of the century time.

Inspired by the 'Cats are great' thread (they're not by the way), I decided to use a poll to decide once and for all.

Personally, I prefer tables. They are way more useful and there are lots of different types, for example 'times', 'league', 'turn', 'vege'. Frankly, I think we'd be lost without them!

Cats? Meh........

If you prefer a partcular type of Cat or Table, share away!

Dogs can't eat tables, so it's a no-brainer for me

Can't believe my table comment actually took off. Shows what type of people we have on this forum!!!

Tables for me. Crucial to human life. The linchpin to survival.

well At least I will have a lot of company on the executive naughty step. in the asylum I mean!

What a superb thread Steve! Cats win hands down though apart from when they stick their arse in your face. Apart from that though they are shit hot! Tables are inanimate and are generally constructed from wood thus accelerating deforestation. Cats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can have a good time with a female bent over a table, table's for me...

forevertufc wrote:You can have a good time with a female bent over a table, table's for me...

Or in Dave's case, a chap bent over a table...

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote: Or in Dave's case, a chap bent over a table...

Matt.

Dry run..oow..sore

Can't believe Cats are winning at the moment! Gutted........

Haha, I was going to post exactly the same thing. Take away all the cats, some people will notice for about 20 minutes. Take away all the tables, and everywhere except Japan will see society crumble.

Matt.

Dave (SG) only voted cats so his dog can eat them, so I suppose that's kind of a vote for tables isn't it?

Tables for me, Mr Deckchair. Can't put your feet up on a cat. Tables don't eat the little chirrupy birds in the garden. Tables don't cough up furballs. Although I do like big cats...I assume we're talking about the domestic moggy here, or I may have to change my vote.

Cats definitely, if you lose cats then you'll have an abundance of rats and mice. On the downside, women would lose their tables they can jump onto when they see one.

I'll still say keep the member of a fragile food chain.

Cats. Easily (i know, shocking from me)

I mean, tables are ok but they're basically trying to cheat gravity. Bastards.

Plus you can't have fun with a table by making it chase light from a torch.

happytorq wrote:Cats. Easily (i know, shocking from me)

I mean, tables are ok but they're basically trying to cheat gravity. b*****d.

Plus you can't have fun with a table by making it chase light from a torch.