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today having a pint of john smith`s smooth, none other than didier drogba & his agent!
evidently martin ling was late meeting him, keeping him waiting no doubt, good tactics i thought!
do we realy need him?, i suppose good cover for "big rene howe" over the comming season,
wages might be a problem though!!!!
evidently martin ling was late meeting him, keeping him waiting no doubt, good tactics i thought!
do we realy need him?, i suppose good cover for "big rene howe" over the comming season,
wages might be a problem though!!!!
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I remember you trying something like this a while back, probably about Torres.
It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now. Get back to school.
It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now. Get back to school.
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Bruciesbootcleaner has always had a sense of humour that goes clean over the head of the humourless.
I don't see anytime soon a return to Homelands Technical High School for Stuckey's boot boy.
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This joke is either:
So straight that a three year old would be embarrassed to tell it
or
So sly that none of us has seen its merit for being so deeply hidden.
Matt.
So straight that a three year old would be embarrassed to tell it
or
So sly that none of us has seen its merit for being so deeply hidden.
Matt.
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CAMBGULL - I may have no taste, but I like you.cambgull wrote:I remember you trying something like this a while back, probably about Torres.
It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now. Get back to school.
still drinking in the meadfoot inn - mate?
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If the Meadfoot Inn is some play on words that I've completely missed, then WOOOOSH.
Otherwise, I don't think I've ever heard of the Meadfoot Inn. I used to live around Ivybridge and Totnes before I moved up Cambridge way.
Otherwise, I don't think I've ever heard of the Meadfoot Inn. I used to live around Ivybridge and Totnes before I moved up Cambridge way.
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ha ha - ask my mate trojan about the meadfoot inn, are u sure its not your local?cambgull wrote:If the Meadfoot Inn is some play on words that I've completely missed, then WOOOOSH.
Otherwise, I don't think I've ever heard of the Meadfoot Inn. I used to live around Ivybridge and Totnes before I moved up Cambridge way.
i would go in there but as you said before i`m not old enough & still at school!!!!
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I rest my Case Meludferrarilover wrote:This joke is either:
So straight that a three year old would be embarrassed to tell it
or
So sly that none of us has seen its merit for being so deeply hidden.Matt.
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Well I've just had a google and of course, the Meadfoot Inn is a "Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual and Transgender" pub. You've really got to do better than a joke that has gone around for years. "Haha, I bet you go to a gay pub!" Hang your head in unfunny shame!
You might well be of an age that is well above the legal school age, but you certainly seem to have the mental capabilities of a small child (or an adult with a severe mental disability, which is probably more likely).
You might well be of an age that is well above the legal school age, but you certainly seem to have the mental capabilities of a small child (or an adult with a severe mental disability, which is probably more likely).
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cambgull wrote:Well I've just had a google and of course, the Meadfoot Inn is a "Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual and Transgender" pub. You've really got to do better than a joke that has gone around for years. "Haha, I bet you go to a gay pub!" Hang your head in unfunny shame!
You might well be of an age that is well above the legal school age, but you certainly seem to have the mental capabilities of a small child (or an adult with a severe mental disability, which is probably more likely).
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Drugs are definitely too freely available these days.
On a different note, set up a pub and market it as predominantly catering for homosexualists and weirdos, it's ok. Try the same trick with a pub marketed openly as being for straight, normal, white people, see how fast the PC nazis close the place down.
Country is going straight to hell.
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On a different note, set up a pub and market it as predominantly catering for homosexualists and weirdos, it's ok. Try the same trick with a pub marketed openly as being for straight, normal, white people, see how fast the PC nazis close the place down.
Country is going straight to hell.
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The Meadfoot Inn back in the day before it went gay : a proper back street pub it was before it became a back passage one.
I remember that night in there bootcleaner when we realised something about the place had changed.
Was it the square jawed women with husky voices ?
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I remember that night in there bootcleaner when we realised something about the place had changed.
Was it the square jawed women with husky voices ?
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