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If you could go for a day out with a celebrity, who would it be and where would you go?

I'd have a day out to Legoland with Sean Connery and have a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor with a bottle of Scotch.

Got to say Andy, I don't think that's Connery's cup of tea. I think Sean would rather do something like wander the wildfowl park in Haverstock with a butterscotch.

I was going to do an after dinner with Bill Oddie and then a presentation with Sue Cook but she pulled out so failing that i'd like to invite Chris Rea around to my house but i'd have to tell him to leave his guitar at home because it's not that kind of area.

Id play headers and volleys with Kevin Hill. I reckon Hillys salmon like leap would make even the worst of crossers look like David Beckham. Then we'd go on a session, always thought he looked like he'd be a good lad to go on the lash with.

What would you offer Chris Rea's wife for dinner?

Also, what does everyone think about the pedestianisation of Norwich City Centre? have to say i'm dead against it.

As long as i've got access to Dixons i'm not too fussed.

I met Kevin Hill not once but twice on the way to Wembley 2009 and a nicer man and bigger fan of TUFC you could not meet. I reckon he drinks Bailey's, Gin and Tonic and lager by the pint, he refers to this unusual concoction of drinks as a ladyboy.

Oh and i'd offer Chris's wife some fish, she's vegetarian you know.

I take it Ive missed the point of this thread, but still, would be a cool day out.

Dan, Dan. Dan.....

A better option would be an archery weekend with Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet and Monsieur David Clifton. Dave is grade three at the moment and is hoping to get the four.

Kernowgull wrote:I take it Ive missed the point of this thread, but still, would be a cool day out.

Dan, Dan. Dan.....

Welcome to the good ship Partridge Kernow, or the good ship..........my house.

Kernow, there is no point to this thread really other than for fellow fans of Sir Alan of Partridge to unite and rejoice in his amazingness. Ahaaaaaaa!

I don't think Dan heard you, try again in a minute...DAAN!!

I would try and beat Peter Purves to the one remaining seat on a crowded train carriage on the way to Crewe Station.

DON'T BE BLUE................PETER.