This evening i might watch the DVD of Austrian football highlights in celebration but sadly it only consists of the 2-2 draw we got in Vienna against England a few years back and an Andreas Herzog thunderbolt against the Swedes which enabled us to qualify for the France 98 World Cup!
I've deleted the match highlights from the Faroe Islands game in the early 90's when they got their first EVER competetive victory against us.
After that it's the Sound Of Music followed by The Third Man and finished off with a rendition of Strauss' The Blue Danube on my little uns playskool glockenspiel.
It's gonna be quite a night! Buckle up and hang on tight!!
( Or i could just say, 'oh sod all this for a game of yahtzee, i'm off round Donny with a few pals to get battered on shots, vomit outside Debenhams and get me head caved in by an inebriated chav and then try and hail a taxi for 3 hours after having a rank burger which caused the biliousness'
A REAL quality British evening out, you can't beat it!
OH and i must remember to let the rest of my family out og the cellar when i get up in the morning coz i'm always doing that.
