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Well, this is it...........

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The world will come to an end tomorrow which, considering how much money i've gambled away this month is a blessing in disguise as when my other half discovers this i'll have a lot more to worry about that certain death i can tell you! :(

So is the world about to be obliterated and us with it?

Well, i would expect not but sometimes when i read all the stories of desperate people panicking and buying supplies and building underground bunkers ready for an apocalypse, i sometimes feel the universe would be better off without the human race in it. If the world DOESN'T come to an end tomorrow then all the dimwits that have gone out and done these totally ridiculous acts should be identified, rounded up and forced to live together in a massive big brother style complex for the rest of their days. For these people, self preservation is all that matters so sharing anything with other people is not an option. Putting thousands of these 'like minded' people together in a complex would be pure car crash telly and pure entertainment!

Let's face it, should the world end and you survive. You're gonna end up living on a planet with these people. A fate worse than death? :lol:
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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It's already the 21st in Australia and New Zealand. I haven't yet seen anything on the news to convince me that the world has started to fall apart over there....
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I bought some gas incase the power goes out.
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austrianandygull wrote:The world will come to an end tomorrow which, considering how much money i've gambled away this month is a blessing in disguise as when my other half discovers this i'll have a lot more to worry about that certain death i can tell you! :(

So is the world about to be obliterated and us with it?

Well, i would expect not but sometimes when i read all the stories of desperate people panicking and buying supplies and building underground bunkers ready for an apocalypse, i sometimes feel the universe would be better off without the human race in it. If the world DOESN'T come to an end tomorrow then all the dimwits that have gone out and done these totally ridiculous acts should be identified, rounded up and forced to live together in a massive big brother style complex for the rest of their days. For these people, self preservation is all that matters so sharing anything with other people is not an option. Putting thousands of these 'like minded' people together in a complex would be pure car crash telly and pure entertainment!

Let's face it, should the world end and you survive. You're gonna end up living on a planet with these people. A fate worse than death? :lol:
Andy, you should have done what I and all my colleagues who would listen have done. Go to the bookies and put yout entire possessions on the world NOT ending on the 21st. Then if it doesn't, nice little return, if it does, who gives a fook? =D
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I SURVIVED!!!!!!


Hello? er Hello? Hello anybody out there?

HELLO!

ANYBODY HEAR ME?!!!!!! (

( OVER HERE MATE! )

Oh, thank God, someone else also lived! Thank the Lord! I'M COMING, WAIT THERE!

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I'm so glad there is another survivor, what's your name?

( LOUIS SPENCE )

OHHHHHH SH************************TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

PLEASE TAKE ME MR ALIEN AND EXPERIMENT ON ME PLEAAAAAAAASEEEEEEE!!!

(You've survived too! )

Yeah , who are you?

( My name is Peter Andre, i'm a singer and tv celeb you know )

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABDUCT ME NOW OH ASTRAL BEINGS!!

( hi, i'm a survivor too )

DON'T TELL ME, YOUR NAME IS KEITH LEMON?

( spot on me lad )

MY WORLD HAS JUST ENDED TWICE IN THE SPACE OF MINUTES. BEAT THAT!

THE END ( of the world i think? :-/ )
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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