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I will start - I would like to give Steve Evans a 'cheerio...cherrio...cheerio' chant as the fat angry thug departs all red faced down the Plainmoor tunnel after we thump his pikey Crawley live on TV in the F.A. Cup fourth round.

We could have a bit of a caption competition with that picture...

"Sorry little boy in the wheelchair, I don't have time to sign an autograph for you, theres a box of doughnuts in the dressing room with my name on it!"

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow (Red in fact!), no-good keister off my property,

Quote from Home Alone...........

Bearne1 wrote:I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow (Red in fact!), no-good keister off my property,

Quote from Home Alone...........

Give him a fruit basket with the message "So sorry to see you lost 5-0 at Plainmoor. Have a mango."

happytorq wrote:Give him a fruit basket with the message "So sorry to see you lost 5-0 at Plainmoor. Have a mango."

"Oh, and theres some sour grapes already in there for you to use in your post-match comments about how we bought the tie"

Copper : "The pizzas are for the winners fatso.Now get in the back of the van."

"I was going to put the money back Officer - honest"

http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8698

Interesting reading.

Quote : "Officer, if I knew the lino was a bloke I wouldn't have asked him if he knew the offside rule"