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Riding home on my bike tonight, I rode under a tree and a 'marksman' bird had a sh*t on my head - direct hit on my forehead. I could hear Sid Waddell shooting Double Tops!

In a moment of Taoist reflection after a shower I thought on the incident

Good luck - could have taken my eye out! =Z
Good luck - could have been a much larger bird!
Good luck - didn't crash and injure myself!
Good luck - most of the sh*t went in my hair so it wasn't obvious to other road users!

Bad luck - why me!
Bad luck - why couldn't the bird have waited :devil:


So on 4-2 countback I now understand why it is good luck when a bird does one on yer head!

you forgot to add. Good luck. The bird could have had a curry the night before! lol.

Glostergull wrote:you forgot to add. Good luck. The bird could have had a curry the night before! lol.

............and 10 pints of Cobra!