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A thread to embarrass yourselves and tell us about anything unfortunate / comedic / bizarre that has happened to you.

Today I woke up to find my car hazard lights flashing and I wondered what the hell was going on! I then worked out that when I got back from Scarborough last night and emptied the car out, one of my cats had jumped in the car without me knowing. She had been in there all night and had jumped on the hazards!

Anyway, the battery was flat and I needed a bump start and the cat got some food.

Cats or tables? I'm seriously thinking about changing my mind............................. ;-)
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Post by Richinns »

Andy - it sounds like the cat was clearly trying to draw attention to the fact she was locked in the car!

You should reward her for intiative - a table would not show such forward thinking!!
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:lol:
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A table wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, it would have known to use the horn :)
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I once joined an online discussion group, made a bunch of innocuous jokes and most of the readership went into meltdown. It was quite bizarre.

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If the title of this thread is spelt backwards, it's Spooooo!
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Post by Southampton Gull »

Gullscorer wrote:If the title of this thread is spelt backwards, it's Spooooo!
No it isn't.

!spoooo0 :)
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Things are so much more interesting when there's no footy..........
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Post by AustrianAndyGull »

Hey i'm trying bud! :-/
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:Hey i'm trying bud! :-/
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Arf Arf. You know me Andy, I love a bit of inane piffle.
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:bow: :-D
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Haven't been on popside for a while and can't think why. It's much more interesting than the main forum!
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SteveDeckchair wrote:Haven't been on popside for a while and can't think why. It's much more interesting than the main forum!
Sorry mate, I thought you were just being nasty and taking the p*ss like Happy was. :-D
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I was being sarcastic to start with, then realised it is actually more interesting! He he.
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