come to think of it, what the hell does stick it in the onion bag mean?
i used to like andy gray's "take bow son", "aw,he had no right to do that"!, "that wasn't great, that wasn't brilliant, that was magnificent"! - shame he was a t0$$er other than that.
nutmegged - what does putting the ball through someones legs have to do with a spice.
ticka tacka football - f*ck off, its just the basics of football you are taught as a kid. pass on the floor to your team-mate. (A K take note).
swashbuckling fullback - does he carry a sword on the pitch.
trying to walk the ball in - not going to throw it in are they.
early doors -
parked the bus - i think the ref would stop the game and have it removed if this happened. mind you with the parking services in torbay it would get a ticket or get clamped.
We set our stall out - i know if most of them werent footballers they would probably be dodgy market traders or something, but really.
Potential banana skin. - we know all about those.
"he's not that kind of player" - no, but as a person in general, he's probably a c**t! :devil:
"he will be disappointed to be pulled off by the manager".-
"He has a good engine " - runs about a lot with not much end product.
"Route 1 " - if you mean long ball, say long ball.
"he hit that too well" - well obviously not because he didnt bloody score did he.
Beckham territory/beckham like/beckhamesque - oh f*ck off, you would think nobody ever took a decent free kick before. he only scored 1 out of every 250 attempts (mind you some were awesome).
"The dreaded vote of confidence" - "hello martin, its thea"
they are the better team on paper - well the game isnt played on paper is it mark lawrenson.
Square ball. - uh, its round.
"go on my son" - just asking to go on jeremy kyle for a dna test that one.
"We weren't at the races today" - no, you were supposed to be playing bloody football, which you clearly werent, properly!
All we want from referees is consistency. - it would help if you didnt all moan, whinge, complain, dive, roll around, con him, or just generally bloody cheat!
"There's contact there, he's entitled to go down..." - ex centre forward pundits trying to justify blatant f**king cheating.
my granny couldv'e scored that - shouted at billy a lot last season.
'Journeyman' - he's either sh1t or well past it.
This game needs a goal. - no, we paid £20 to watch a boring load of $h1t. :}
Turns on a sixpence.- me in my youth, honest.
this would be a good time to score - well any time actually.
The Table doesn't lie - tell that one to brucie when w'ere promoted.
"Anywhere else on the pitch, that would have been given". - the ref didnt have the balls to give a pen, especially to torquay.
"These things even themselves up over a season" - not if you support bloody torquay they dont.
he came inside the defender - :-o =D
:rules: o:)