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Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 14:13
by BayGull
Disgraceful!
What is the world coming to.

http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/T ... story.html

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 14:23
by chunkygull
Thats disgraceful! What is the world coming to. :@

Come on lads we cant have that, you have to go and win those one for Gilbert now. :scarf:

I can only imagine what Wivelgull's going to say. :whistle:

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 14:24
by Dave_Pougher
If Gilbert's not allowed to attend then neither will I !

(Probably wasn't going anyway)

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 14:42
by Dave
Gilbert banned.....

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 16:11
by brucie
Tinpot Club - no fans - Pathetic.

Added in :
Tinpot Club - no fans - Pathetic.

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 16:32
by stefano
I agree with Brucie ;-)

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 18:06
by Southampton Gull
I agree with stefano but not brucie ;-)

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 18:18
by gullintwoplaces
This is clearly discrimination against non vegan seagulls. F**ing outrageous, and probably a breach of the Wildlife and Countryside Act.

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 19:34
by taxilady
If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 20:05
by Dave_Pougher
taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

BRILLIANT!

But there's probably a reasonable explanation, like, they've been shit on enough by Gulls already this week?

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 21:02
by gullintwoplaces
taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?
Carrying a bag of sausages, just for the vegans.

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 21:17
by Gullscorer
The reasons FGR give are absolute nonsense. It's obviously sour grapes because we thrashed them. They're all nuts. Give them a load of raspberries when they run onto the pitch. And ban their mascot from Plainmoor indefinitely.. :@

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 29 Dec 2015, 23:49
by ferrarilover
I'm taking milk. And a sausage roll. And a scotch egg. And cocktail sausages.

I suggest we all do and have a meatylicious picnic at half time.

Matt.

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 00:33
by Kernowgull
A couple of songs for the game

Meat, meat, wherever we may be, we eat meat cos its luverley, we won't eat tofu, that's for twats, I'm more likely to eat some cats ( tune, lord of the Dance)

Gilbert's not here cos Dale Vince cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie.

It's full of beef, its full of beef, its full of... , my pasty's full of beef

Gilbert f*kin Banned!

Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 09:24
by wivelgull
Oh no! Absolute disaster! Quick, everyone: go to the match as GILBERT and when the silly old Green devil comes on to the pitch leap on him and kick his head in. Good old Gilbert! Goood old brucie! Good old United! Stuff the political correctness, stuff the Green devil, stuff FGR. Up Gilbert!!
Better still, smuggle Gilbert in and then when we score our fourth goal unleash him (in full dancing mode) onto the FGR farm yackers.