Torquay United Fans Forum

If you all love the Back Step clap your hands,
If you all love the Back Step clap your hands,
If you all love the Back Step, want to be on the back Step,
All love the Back Step clap your hands


We're the Back Step, We're the Back Step, We're the Back Step over here


Give me a B..A..C..K..S..T..E..P.. what have you got Back Step . . . Back Step . . .

We're going up, with the Back Step Army, We're going up, with the Back Step Army, We're going up, with the Back Step Army, We're going up, with the Back Step Army

Can you hear the front step sing, no no, can you hear the front step sing, no no, can you hear the front step sing, we can't hear a ****ing thing

One Back Step Army, there's only one back step army, one back step aaarrrrmmmmyyyyy there's only one back step aaaaarrrmmmyyyyy

Number 1 is BSA
and Number 2 is BSA
Number 3 is BSA
and Number 4 is BSA
Number 5 is BSA
and Number 6 is BSA
Number 7 is BSA
and Number 8 is BSA
Number 9 is BSA
and Number 10 is BSA
Number 11 is BSA
and all the subs are BSA
We all dream of a team of BSA, a team of BSA a team of BSA

We're the Back Step and we're louder than you, we're the Back Step and we're louder than you

We love the back step, you are the love of my live, we love the back step, I'll stand here all my life, we love you back step we love to stand here on you

Chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim chereee the the room on the back step is saved just for me
Chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheroo f**k of the front step there's no room for you

**(can you tell I am bored at work yet)**

My old man said be a front step fan, I said F*** Off Bo**ocks your a C***

Front Row Scum, Front Row Scum, Front Row Scum, Front Row Scum

Your just a bus stop for the Back Step, Bus stop for the back step, your just a bus stop for the back step

When I was just a littel boy, I asked my mother what shall I be, shall I be back step or on the front row, here's what she said to me..... wash your mouth out son, go fetch your fathers gun, go shoot the front row scum, stand on the back step

E I E I E I O, up the football league we go, and when we get promoted, this is what they'll say, we are Torquay we are Torquay Back Step is our King
(or Buckle is King if SG is singing it )

WWWWWEEEEEEEE love you we love you we love you
and every where we follow we follow we follow
'casue we prefer the back step, the back step the back step
so that is where we're standing we're standing we're standing
la la la la la la laaaaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaaa

If you play football the way you play the drum we may need to tell the residents of Isleworth to board up their windows PMSL

I was planning on doing that anyway being we can see F*** All

If at 90 minutes we are 2-0 down mate you can keep the bloody tickets lol

AlexGulls wrote: Dear Paul, I am ever so sorry about posting that picture up of you as the Cadbury's Gorilla. I believe my punishment should be for you to print 1000 pictures off of me on an out door gym, getting laughed at by 2 chinese ladies, in preperation for an all day drinking session, and distribute them at Wimbledon on Saturday. Also I think it is only fair that I take you out on the piss again but fully paid for by me. Sorry for any inconvenience I may have caused you. Regards, Alex.

Oh Alex mate, nice gesture, I will be more than happy to take that up cheers.

Bloody hell we got Barley, Walshy and Oli representing the fans of Torquay, you might as well have thrown in Pastie, Gruffagull and Twitchy for full measure.

Being I took the pictures do you really think I don't have the originals as well?

Don't forget I have Facebook pictures as well......... there is a particular favourite of you doing exercises before the D&R game.....

I really need to learn when I can and cannot laugh in the office.

Shall we just agree with the Prince of Wales? I think Alex only wants to go to the John Peel for the hope of seeing naked ladies..........

I would probably be up for something like this, I missed out last time. Would need to play the last 10 minutes though, not sure my fitness can do 15 minutes any more (as the wife will tell you).

If we don't go up and Exter come down then we have next season to prove we are Devon's top club by being above them both all season in League 2

FFS someone confirm where we are going then, no idea where John Peel Pub is.

This keeps getting flagged up. There is a league table somewhere based on the average home attendance and the away attendance.

I seem to remember Torquay have one of the biggest percentages in League 1 and 2. The problem is when you get to the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd, they consistantly fill their away end allocations and could probably most weeks have more away fans than home fans (Salisbury v Torquay spring to mind). therefore their % are distorted due to limitation of allocations.

Let's not forget when Exeter played Plymouth they took something like 900 (SG knows the number) and we took well over 1000.

Didn't we have this conversation when we played Leatherhead in the cup once and I had to "get some milk". Or better still last season on my Brother Inlaws stag do when we were at Old Trafford and I had to "pop out to get a striper"?