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Post by Glostergull »

Put up the chavs who tried to mug me tonight. Not satisfied with accosting me in one road trying to extort a ciggy lighter on of me and then trying to get look see in my shoping I managed to get away. Yet 150 yards on in another road they made another attempt and were far more aggressive this time. The local boys in blue took it seriously enough though and came round pretty pronto. Picked me up and took me a short ride to see if they were still around. only 75 yards down the road where they were the ones accosted by the boys in blue this time.
It;s getting rediculas now. Junior school kids. Nearly as tall as my wife but ten times more aggressive trying to mug people. But can we fight back. No. Cos little johnny goes running home to daddy complaining I tried to hit them with my sticks. Didn't think of it when they had a go at me but don't like it when it's reversed. not so easy to fight back when there are three of em either and your not very mobile. GGGGgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@
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Had some kids try to happy slap me a few months ago, unfortunately for the guy who tried to hit me, he was far too obvious and did it right next to the lamp post which I subsequently wrapped his arm around. I think I broke it too.

If the Police get involved, they get a slapped wrist and they're back out doing it again the next night. With a moment of pure callousness, they won't be back out for a few weeks and will be far less likely to try anything like that again.
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The !@?& who, when I pulled in right behind him in the petrol station and we were both moving down a lane that had two clear pumps decided to stop at the first one and leave me fuming sat right behind the !@?&. He could clearly see me but my stiff British upper lip prevented me from doing anything more than shaking my head at him.
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Joel Grant you ****! It's 12 yards, dead centre, one on one, how have you had it saved?

Useless ****!

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Cyclists.... not necessarily the ones who cycle to and from work.... but those &*&*^'s who think they're Bradley-friggin-Whiggins... cycle lanes are there for a f&*&king reason... f&*89king use 'em!

^&%&%'s!
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Liverpool FC. Spineless ****! They want to sack **** Suarez. He's not that good (he'd look dreadfully ordinary playing with Rooney/Van Persie/Robben/Messi/Ronaldo etc). Liverpool's trouble is they know they haven't got the money to replace his goals, even if they sell him. They haven't got Champions League football to offer, they can't afford the monster wages the top guys demand and they simply aren't any more attractive than Wigan or Aston Villa. They'll keep him because they haven't the bottle to do anything else. Totally and utterly spineless. Aside from which, they're **** ing bobbins, their supporters genuinely seem to think that Steven Gerrard is and has ever been the best midfielder in the country (as if Paul Scholes and Frank Lampard and Michael Carrick and David Beckham and all the others don't exist). Apart from that, they've got this horrible persecution, victim complex based on some dreadfully sad events which happened many, many years ago. Hillsborough was, undeniably, one of the very worst things to happen in the history of world sport, but enough is enough, Scousers. We have a very sombre remembrance of Munich once every 12 months and no one really mentions the Bradford fire. We don't hear a peep about Heysel either, which is a bit of an irony, really. This is how it should be, quietly respectful, not a never-ending tirade of memorials and banners and vitriol.

I have a feeling this will be unpopular with the hard of thinking...

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I agree with you, Matt. Scousers play the victim card all too well and Liverpool FC continue to show themselves in a poor light with their actions when players step out of line.
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I also completely agree with Matt.

It's not as if there has just been one indiscretion on the Suarez dossier. It's very clear (to non-Liverpool fans, anyway) that Suarez, despite being a very good footballer, is infact a !&?@. Liverpool are doing slightly better this time around than they did with their despicable wearing of 'Suarez support' shirts while he was being accused of racist abuse. It was bloody obvious that the best course of action then would have been to simply await the outcome of the investigation and THEN discipline the f*ck out of the little rat.

Some of the Liverpool fans on TV really make me laugh about this biting thing. "It barely marked Ivanovic, so this is all blown out of proportion." "Ivanovic was getting at Suarez all day it was only right to snap at him." I can GUARANTEE that if ANY Manchester United player had bit someone these Liverpool fans would be completely pissed off about the situation. I know fans carry a bias with them but surely these people can still tell right from wrong. Have your own opinions, don't just blindly state 'I agree with Liverpool'.
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ferrarilover wrote:Liverpool FC. Spineless !@?&! They want to sack f**k Suarez. He's not that good (he'd look dreadfully ordinary playing with Rooney/Van Persie/Robben/Messi/Ronaldo etc). Liverpool's trouble is they know they haven't got the money to replace his goals, even if they sell him. They haven't got Champions League football to offer, they can't afford the monster wages the top guys demand and they simply aren't any more attractive than Wigan or Aston Villa. They'll keep him because they haven't the bottle to do anything else. Totally and utterly spineless. Aside from which, they're f**k ing bobbins, their supporters genuinely seem to think that Steven Gerrard is and has ever been the best midfielder in the country (as if Paul Scholes and Frank Lampard and Michael Carrick and David Beckham and all the others don't exist). Apart from that, they've got this horrible persecution, victim complex based on some dreadfully sad events which happened many, many years ago. Hillsborough was, undeniably, one of the very worst things to happen in the history of world sport, but enough is enough, Scousers. We have a very sombre remembrance of Munich once every 12 months and no one really mentions the Bradford fire. We don't hear a peep about Heysel either, which is a bit of an irony, really. This is how it should be, quietly respectful, not a never-ending tirade of memorials and banners and vitriol.

I have a feeling this will be unpopular with the hard of thinking...

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You aren't allpwed to say ANYTHING wrong about Victimpool, the city, it's fantastic loyal fans, great sense of humour, it wasn't them, they weren't there, it was S.Yorkshire police who caused Heysel and Sheffield Wednesdays chaiman who bit him not Suarez he wasn't even there and we want compensation for saying it was anything to do with us! I think the mods should remove this thread and ban Matt forever for saying such ridiculous things. He should be hanging his head in shame, how dare he tell such lies?
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard »

Oh sorry, I meant i totally 100% agree with every word matt said! :-/
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Scum and scab employers who keep secret blacklists of individuals who dare stand up for their employment rights.

Not everyone laughed at the Miners. Now the Miners are laughing at those who are bleating like sheep at the loss of their employment/employment rights.

It's set to get worse and the Romanians have yet to arrive with their horse and carts and "self employment".

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People who are absolutely OBSESSED with their mobile phones. I was at Chesterfield train station yesterday and i was waiting patiently for my train to Leeds when i looked around and literally every f*cker who was stood on the platform waiting had their heads down, phone out and flicking through it obsessively. It was literally as if the world had froze and i was the only one able to move! They were like f*cking statues! People just browse just for the sake of it as it is a simple and brainless way to pass the time. Meanwhile i was enjoying watching the trains coming and going, people watching and taking it all in. If i got SO bored then i'd probably go and buy a paper or something to read instead of having my retina's permanently attached to a mobile screen. F*cking losers! I reckon these are the same people who go for a day out in the countryside and are so engaged in taking photos of cows and tractors in fields that the day just passes them by and when they get home they have millions of photos but no recollection of where they've just f*cking been!! Leave your phones in your pockets and relax and regain your senses people!! F*cking robots all of you!!
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Post by cambgull »

Along the same lines, there was a woman who was casually meandering through the store today, typing away on her mobile. She was taking no notice of goings on around her that she nearly walked into the fire exit door which was some 15 metres away from where she started.
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:People who are absolutely OBSESSED with their mobile phones. I was at Chesterfield train station yesterday and i was waiting patiently for my train to Leeds when i looked around and literally every f*cker who was stood on the platform waiting had their heads down, phone out and flicking through it obsessively. It was literally as if the world had froze and i was the only one able to move! They were like f*cking statues! People just browse just for the sake of it as it is a simple and brainless way to pass the time. Meanwhile i was enjoying watching the trains coming and going, people watching and taking it all in. If i got SO bored then i'd probably go and buy a paper or something to read instead of having my retina's permanently attached to a mobile screen. F*cking losers! I reckon these are the same people who go for a day out in the countryside and are so engaged in taking photos of cows and tractors in fields that the day just passes them by and when they get home they have millions of photos but no recollection of where they've just f*cking been!! Leave your phones in your pockets and relax and regain your senses people!! F*cking robots all of you!!
When we go out to dinner it amazes me when I look around and see mums and dads playing with their phones totally ignoring their kids.
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Audley Harrison you talentless ****! Two straight "fights" you've thrown zero punches and been knocked out within a few seconds by the first punch. British boxing was in five fettle a few years ago, then along came you and it all went pear shaped.

****!

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