However, one of the great benefits of leaving the EU will be that we will once again be able to import Bombay Duck from India, along with Indian mangoes. Among the world's greatest gastronomical delights, Bombay Duck is not a duck but actually a fish, to be found only in the sewers of Mumbai (formerly Bombay), from which is derived one of the most delicious and aromatic of dishes. The same species of fish is imported from Vietnam, but somehow lacks the quality of the Indian version. Indian mangoes, too, are among the very best, with a flavour unsurpassed by those of Pakistan or South America, due to the quality of manure dug into the Indian soil.
It is the EU which has banned these delicious imports. If for no other reason, we must vote to leave the EU, and trade once again with our Commonwealth cousins, and the rest of the world, without EU red tape, conditions, and restrictions.
We want our country back. And our Indian mangoes and Bombay Ducks..
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